Saturday, April 30, 2011

Pretty Woman Shit.....


Is pretty woman shit more beautiful than ugly and fat woman shit?

It has been scientifically proven that the more beautiful a woman is, the better looking her shit is.  Via shit, I am not referring to her outer cosmetic adornments, such as jewelry, clothing, make up, car,  or bric a brac house hold adornments.  I literally mean, the more slender and beautiful a woman, the more beautiful her shit is.


How was this scientifically proven you may ask or ponder?  Very simple, cameras were installed in the toilets of many women (The women volunteered for this as part of a scientific study on the beauty of shit) and it was proven that as the women got their life together, their shit improved.

For example, it is scientifically proven that women who own and drive a Mercedes, Lexus, Acura or Rolls Royce, have better looking and healthier shit than women who drive a Yugo, Hyundai or Geo Metro.  You may once again ask, how the hell can you prove this?  Again, look at the scientific test results of our collegiate  toilet cam test!!!


Weird gig, women who drive Honda Civic's and VW Beetle's have VERY classy shit.  Some thing about the women who choose those cars to own and drive, makes them a stand out for really hot looking shit.  It goes with out saying, their shit comes out hot and is hot.  Well you know what I mean. :)

When a woman becomes more poised, sophisticated and more of a connoisseur  of refined beauty for her self and a perception of beauty around her, her shit becomes more beautiful!  You think I am kidding?  I will post pics or links to pics of beautiful women and what their shit looks like.  Also to less sophisticated and less pretty women, and you'll see, it is self evident, their shit is not as pretty.


You may ask, does a woman's shit stink more as she becomes more beautiful?  Well, yes and no.  Ever notice that our four legged friend, aka as the regular ole common house hold dog, has fancier, richer shit, when he is fed the better quality much higher priced dog food, such as Iams or Science Diet?   Better quality food produces better quality shit.  Well, the same law applies to sophisticated homosapien women.

So, that age old phrase, she does think her shit stinks, is really not true.  Don't ask me how I know this, but no matter how physically and emotionally beautiful a woman is, her shit DOES stink.

There may be fancier and richer toilet paper wiping her beautiful ass, but sure as all hell, that solidified and some times liquidy sludge that flows out of her ass, is not fragrant like a Carvel soft serve chocolate ice cream machine might produce.

If you are a modern day man, or woman, for that matter, you need to be aware of this shit (or her shit).  How can you consider your self a truly aware person, if you don't know the fine details of true shit sophistication appreciation and how to determine gorgeous shit from average shit?  This is an elite form of art appreciation, very similar to the wine tasters appreciation of a good quality wine.

Click here for the review of a skinny and pretty blonde who shit all over me!!! :) >>>> http://ihavesexwithstrangers.blogspot.com/2011/03/lindsey-shit-all-over-me-pretty-blonde.html   <<<< She is gorgeous, just like the girls depicted in the pics above and oh what a kinky time playing with her lovely shit!!!! :)

For now, as you go on with your day, simply be aware that there is beautiful shit and their is regular ole plain ole shit.  There IS a difference!!!  Carry on Grasshopper.....

Till next time.....

Lord Jesus Most Reverend Pastor Psychedelic PHD VIP HR

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