Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Debbie Does Dallas - Bambi Woods

I was looking for a more full version of the movie on line but have yet to come across it.

There are a few 3 minute or so long rated PG clips of the movie and here is a link to one of them. >>> http://www.videosurf.com/video/debbie-does-dallas-1262012528

Who ever knew, Bambi Woods is 5' 11" tall?  She's also 115 lbs, blonde hair blue eyes.

She has a certain innocence and purity about her.

All of the girls in the movie had that same innocence.

I don't know if that is what made this classic movie so good, but you had a feeling that you were seducing the pretty teen next door.

Not complaining, but today's porn is so hard core and this classic movie of 30+ years gone by, has more of a story line and meaning to it.

If I come across a free on line video depicting more of the sex scenes of the video I'll edit this post and add the link.

Here is the Wikipedia on Bambi Woods. >>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bambi_Woods

Monday, July 25, 2011

Ginger Lynn gets Triple Penetrated via Tom Byron, Marc Wallice and......

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Why 10% of all Priests are Homosexual

First off, I do not label priests being homosexual as a derogatory description.  I say it in the same manner that you would label a woman who has sex with strangers in exchange for cash, a prostitute.

Many people wonder why is it that so many priests, after many years of being a priest, end up causing the Catholic church so many millions of $$$ in pay offs pertaining to all the boys the priest molested over the years.  I will try to explain to you what happened.

You will have to listen to my axiom, theory and analysis of how sailing relates to this truth.  Sailing is what a person does on a sail boat.  A sail boats primary method of propulsion is wind, in which the boats sail catches and it moves the boat forward.

If I were to ask you to go sailing with me on my boat, there are a couple latent things that are assumed with out saying.  #1. You don't have a fear of boats or the water.  #2. You generally kinda enjoy the concept of sitting on a boat and having wind propel you.

Some people prefer power boats.  Some people prefer sail boats and some people prefer no boats at all, they would rather not be on the water.  Those who do not like being on the water simply do not go boating, they stay on land.

Back to priests.  The general concept and precept of being a priest is having an understanding that you will remain celibate the rest of your life and give up marriage to a woman and sex with any human in exchange for your love of God.

Since humans are generally selfishly motivated, right from the get go you have to understand that no normal or typical boy or young man would take on such a proposition of becoming a priest unless he was already predestined to what a priests life is all about.

In other words, if you are a boy or young man who already is attracted to other boys or men and are not attracted to women, you already have the inner workings which will allow you to commit to a life of non-marriage and non sex with women.

What the priest is not publicly admitting is that this whole priest gig works for him because he is gay and giving up a heterosexual life of marriage and sex with girls was never part of his interests any way.

We must add another variable to the equation.  Way back when, when most priests signed up to become priests, our country, the united states of America, was going through a depression.  You think the economy sucks now?  Back then it sucked, swallowed and there wasn't even Viagra to make your cock hard enough to shoot.  It was bad, it was bleak.

So what was a young gay boy to do?  He was to join the priesthood where there would be no sex with women and also he did not have to worry about his financial future, cause the church would take care of him, much like in the same manner of being in prison for life for murder.  Sure, you lost your freedom, but you get 3 squares a day, you've got a roof over your head and free air conditioning too.

So now 10 or 20 years rolls by and the priest is doing his priestly activities with in the church.  Here is what happens.  In his heart of hearts he gives in to his inner desire motivation.  His homosexuality comes to the surface and damn it life is short and he caters to those inner impulses.

There is a boy.  An innocent boy.  The boy may be 7 years old, or 10 or 12.  The boy is probably a church member and the child of a very nice conservative mother and father.  At some point with in communication with the priest, the priests inner drives are gonna cause him to cross the line and perhaps touch the boy inappropriately.

Like all progressions of sinful pleasurable activity, before ya know it the priest is sucking the boy off.  The priest is coming to full fruition and he is getting to experience his homosexual desires and still remain under the cloth of the priesthood. 

Does this happen to ALL priests?  No.  Only 10% of them.  The other 90% sublimate or never have this sexual aberration arise.  There are however more latent homosexuals who are priests than any other more traditional occupation.

What to make of all of this?  If you have no boys who go to church, nothing.  Your daughters are safer in church than they are in a gay bar, so have no fear about them.

Lord Jesus Most Reverend Pastor Psychedelic PHD VIP HR
Little Church on the Praire - Fort Lauderdale
spiritual counselor and advisor

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Skinny and Pretty Black Girl Marie Luv gets DP'ed via Two White Guys and She's Screamin with Joy

This is a 25 minute long tube8.com video.

Marie Luv has crisp girl next door beautiful features.

She is simply good looking.

Lovely feet, lovely hands, flat stomach, narrow nose, straight hair, gorgeous!

From what I've read about her, she LOVES white cock up her ass.

If the movie is any revelation of her desires, you'd surely agree via observation, Marie loves hard white cock up her ass.  These two studs give her a real good fucken and in the end she takes both their hot loads on her face.

The only thing the video is missing IMO, is her French kissing with the guys.  I look for that in a video.  I look for the intimacy of a girl French kissing with the guys in a video.  Otherwise it is too impersonal IMO.  I mean, if  a girl is gonna take your bare cock in her mouth, pussy and ass, why not allow you to French kiss with her?  It simple adds much more to the intimacy of a video.

Nonetheless, it's a great video and here is the link to it. >>> http://www.tube8.com/ebony/gorgeous-black-booty/10642/

Raul Ramon Armenteros of BangBus Gets Blow Job from Hot Babe Amanda in back of Van

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What is the Morally Correct Reason Why Men See Prostitutes?

Let me help you out here with morally correct reasons for a woman to prostitute her body and self and the morally correct reason for men to participate in such an endeavor.

#1.  The economy is terrible and this is greatly affecting the illegal street drug industry.  Have compassion on the high class courtesan who is simply trying to alter her state of consciousness and is having a hard time doing so in this poor economy.

#1a.  Face it, life sucks for many men and women.  Since life sucks, what is a woman to do?  But of course, she is to suck.  Sucky economy brings forth more sucking.

#2.  The young prostitute never bought into the whole family values thing and that philosophical history story of Jesus dying on the cross for her sins.  Yes, there is a sad deep gloom in her life that only an injection of heroin will help separate her hurting mind from her hot body.

#3 Morally correct reason for a woman to prostitute her self.  Look here bitches, this is a capitalistic society.  We all looooove money.  So what if the pretty young lady has to suck strange mens penis' and allow the man to shove his rock hard cock in her pussy or ass hole.  It's all about the money baby.  That money buys her what she wants and what she wants is none of your business. :)

#4  The morally correct reason for men to see prostitutes is that they are highly more likely to give him sex than those frustrated church women.  Yes, the church women want sex too, but sex with them comes with buying into a whole philosophical package of love, family, children and all of that nice stuff.

#4a Man simply wants feminine companionship.  He doesn't want a life time commitment.

#5 Morally correct reason why men see prostitutes.  They are just so pretty.  Like candy in a candy store, the candy is there and the only thing that is separating you from the candy is a little bit of money.  Man can give the prostitute a little bit of money and she takes her shoes and clothes off for him to eat the candy.  Kinda like taking the wrapper off of a candy bar.

#6  Women have degraded men with woman's lib and high divorce rate, making it financially a noose around the neck investment to buy into ONE woman.  Hence therefore, men have bought deeper into seeing all women as prostitutes.  Except the real prostitutes (the ones with ads in papers and on line) are the only ones who are giving Man true value for his money.

#7 Morally correct reason why men see prostitutes.  The man is jealous that he can't get paid cash to have sex with a stranger, but this woman could.  Sooooo via vicariously living through his imagined transsexual self, he is doing what he can't do, that is get paid to have sex with a stranger.

#8.  Morally correct reason why men see prostitutes.  It helps keep the confessional boxes in a Catholic church filled via men repenting of their sins.  The economy has affected the church too and Men are trying to create more sin so that it helps the church feel worthy in this slow economy.

#9. 99 out of 100 times, a woman can make more $$$ via being a prostitute than she can with her more traditional job.  Man is simply catering to the prostitutes financial well being and contributing to a better life for her.

#9a As the prostitutes mouth is sucking my rock hard cock, I often stop her briefly to share the good news of the gospel with her.  Yes my dear lovely sweet cock sucker, Jesus died on the cross for our sins, are you aware of that?  Jesus loves you and me this very moment.  Ok proceed, oooohhhh baby that feels sooooo good!!!  Oh oh.... I am gonna cum in your mouth Baby!!!!

#10. Morally correct reason why men see prostitutes.  The prostitutes will often try to convince YOU that it is OK what she is doing because she is earning $$$ to support her family.  Yes, you are feeding the mouths of her little children and helping this woman to experience a better life style than if she had to have a regular job.

#10a.  Yes I do feel like a saint when I participate in such an altruistic Godly transaction.  When two or more are gathered in Jesus' name church is happening.  So what the woman is sucking your cock till cum shoots in her mouth and you are paying her for this heavenly activity.  You feel good, she feels good (meaning she likes your money) and if it helps draw you closer to Jesus, it is a win win win situation.

#11. Morally correct reason why men see prostitutes.  Although it would be cheaper to keep it in the family and have sex with their sister, most men feel sex with their sister would be a little tacky.  Hence, they pay a prostitute.

#12.  Prostitutes are cheaper than alimony.

#13.  Prostitutes are hotter in bed than the woman Man pays alimony to.

#14.  Since many prostitutes think their profession is OK, many men who see them are trying to help in the world peace endeavor via appeasing the woman and saying yes there is nothing wrong with being a prostitute, they are necessary women in today's and yesterdays society.

#15.  Dinners, movies and marriage are too expensive.  Man must cut out these unnecessary expenses, cut to the chase and pay for what he wants.  It is good for the environment, kinda like recycling aluminum cans and car batteries.

#16.  It helps women feel better about them selves when they know a man would be willing to pay $$$ to spend intimate time with her.  A woman never knows how truly special she can feel about her self until some old smelly man sticks his cock in her mouth, fucks her and shoots his load on her tummy.  I can only imagine how special it makes the woman feel.

#17.  In a society of so many socialized perceptions of what is right and wrong, finally, Man gets to experience some sexual intimacy with a stranger and it simply feels so good in a world of other motivations.

#18.  It helps the woman pay for her manicures and pedicures.

#19.  It is the counterbalance for all of the dominatrixes and married bitches in the world.  Finally a man gets some intimate service with out being whipped. 

Lord Jesus Most Reverend Pastor Psychedelic PHD VIP HR
Little Church on the Praire - Fort Lauderdale
spiritual counselor and advisor